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Judge Anubis Boss Guide

Desert Tier 3 Ultimate Challenge - Laser Master & Desert Judge

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LEGENDARY DIFFICULTY WARNING

Judge Anubis is the Desert Tier 3 final boss with weapon disable mechanics, laser spam, and Pylon healing. Only 8.8% of players globally have defeated this boss. The open desert terrain provides no cover, making this one of the hardest bosses in Megabonk. The developer has acknowledged this boss is overtuned with nerfs planned.

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Health Pool
~8,000,000 HP
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Location
Desert Tier 3
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Global Clear Rate
8.8% Players
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Stage Timer
9 min prep

🎯 Unique Boss Mechanics

Judge Anubis brings desert-specific challenges that differ from the Forest boss while maintaining similar difficulty spikes.

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Weapon Disable

Same as Bark Vader: ALL secondary weapons are disabled at fight start. You can ONLY use your starting weapon.

Critical Impact: If you spread upgrades across multiple weapons during your 30-minute run, you will be extremely weak. This is the most common reason players fail.
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Pylon Charging System

Healing invulnerability phases. When Anubis loses health thresholds, he becomes invulnerable and begins healing. Pylons must be destroyed quickly.

Counter Strategy: Community reports 90% of failed runs end during Pylon phases. Slow destruction allows near-full healing, effectively resetting the fight. Speed is essential.
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Open Desert Terrain

No natural cover. The desert's open layout means you can't hide behind trees or rocks. Anubis's lasers have clear line of sight. Occasional cactus obstacles provide minimal cover.

Why It's Brutal: Unlike the Forest where terrain can block attacks, the Desert offers minimal protection. Pure movement skill is required.

βš”οΈ Boss Attack Patterns

Sweeping Laser Beam (The "Aimbot Laser") EXTREME THREAT

Pattern: Red laser locks onto you and slowly rotates, dealing massive continuous damage. Community reports tracking speed can be inconsistent (possible bug).

Counter: Get close and circle Anubis - the beam rotates too slowly to track tight loops. Alternatively, stay far and jump over it. Steam users confirm: "This attack alone is why Tier 3 Anubis is waayyy harder than Tier 3 Bark."

Ground AoE Rock Explosions HIGH THREAT

Pattern: While laser tracks you, targeted ground explosions appear under your feet.

Counter: Never stand still. Constant diagonal movement prevents being hit by overlapping laser + AoE combos.

Blue Laser Arrays HIGH THREAT

Pattern: Wide spread attacks covering large areas with multiple parallel beams.

Counter: Jump perpendicular to the beams. Triple jump helps you clear multiple waves simultaneously.

Boss Curse Overlap (Multiple Anubis) DEADLY

Pattern: If you activated Boss Curse shrines, multiple Anubis spawn with overlapping attack patterns.

Counter: Avoid Boss Curses for Tier 3 Desert. Community consensus: "Overlapping lasers are nearly impossible to dodge" with multiple spawns.

Freeze Projectile Spam EXTREME THREAT

Pattern: During Pylon phases and late fight stages, Anubis fires freezing projectiles that lock you in place.

Counter: Aegis shield blocks one hit. High evasion helps. Once frozen without shields, you're likely dead without massive HP pool.

πŸ‘₯ Best Characters for Judge Anubis

Important Note: These rankings are specific to the Judge Anubis fight. These characters rank differently in general tier lists. Ninja ranks B-tier overall but S-tier for this specific encounter due to evasion mechanics.
πŸ₯· Ninja
S-TIER
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Why Best for Anubis:

  • High evasion counters laser spam naturally
  • Katana starting weapon is excellent (range + damage)
  • Execute passive can chunk 15-20% boss HP per proc
  • Works perfectly with Aegis shield
Pro Tip: Ninja's evasion + Aegis combination lets you survive the laser onslaught while dealing execution damage on successful dodges. Community verified as dominant pick.
🦊 Fox
A-TIER
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Why Strong for Anubis:

  • Starting weapon is Firestaff (ranged advantage)
  • Luck blessing improves all upgrade quality
  • Can engage from maximum safe distance
  • Beginner-friendly default character
Build Path: Max Firestaff + Movement Speed + Luck items. Kite Anubis from medium range while dodging lasers. Ranked C-tier overall but A-tier for this fight.
πŸ’€ Calcium
A-TIER
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Why Viable for Anubis:

  • Speed scaling provides excellent mobility
  • Bone weapon has good range and pierce
  • Speed β†’ Damage conversion deals high DPS
  • Fast Pylon destruction capability
Challenge: Calcium loses speed on hit, which can be devastating in Desert's open terrain. Requires perfect dodging or shield stacking to maintain speed stacks.
Tank Characters Struggle: Community reports Sir Oofie and Megachad (tank characters) perform poorly against Anubis due to low mobility in open terrain. Movement-based characters have significant advantages.

πŸŽ’ Essential Equipment & Items

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Aegis Shield MANDATORY

Blocks laser beams, prevents freeze projectiles, creates defensive breathing room. Community consensus: "Without Aegis, laser spam becomes nearly impossible to dodge consistently." MegabonkGuides rates this as "mandatory, not optional."

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Triple Jump (3x Multi-Jump from shrines) NON-NEGOTIABLE

Critical for jumping over Blue Laser Arrays and reaching Pylons quickly during invuln phases. MegabonkGuides: "Get triple jump from shrinesβ€”this is absolutely critical, non-negotiable."

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Movement Speed Stacking (+40% minimum) CRITICAL

More important in Desert than Forest due to open terrain. Community targets "at least +40% movement speed before entering Tier 3." Enables circular kiting patterns around boss. Speed items matter MORE in Desert than Forest.

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Armor Tome HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Reduces laser damage significantly. Even with dodging, you will take some hits in the Desert's open space. Creates survivability cushions.

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XP Tome + Projectile Count Upgrades HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Level faster and improve starting weapon projectile count through weapon upgrades. More projectiles = more damage from safe range. Community advises getting 2-3 Tomes total.

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HP Regeneration Tome RECOMMENDED

Since lifesteal doesn't work during invuln Pylon phases, regen is your only healing source during these critical moments.

Desert-Specific Priority: Movement Speed > Aegis > Triple Jump > Armor > Starting Weapon Upgrades > HP Regen > Everything Else

πŸ“‹ Complete Battle Strategy

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Preparation Phase (0-30 minutes before boss)

Goal: Build for mobility and starting weapon damage.

  • CRITICAL: Focus ALL weapon upgrades on starting weapon only. Spreading upgrades makes you "extremely weak" (community consensus)
  • Prioritize movement speed over raw damage early on
  • Get Aegis + Triple Jump + Movement Speed items first
  • Take ONLY 2 weapon slots to maximize starting weapon upgrades
  • Stack Armor Tome to survive laser grazes
  • Aim for at least +40% movement speed and 2-3 Tomes before Desert Tier 3
Desert-Specific Prep: Unlike Forest where terrain provides cover, Desert demands pure movement skill. Low movement speed = death to laser spam.
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Battle Phase 1 (100% β†’ First Pylon)

Goal: Learn laser patterns while dealing consistent damage.

  • Against Sweeping Laser: Circle close to Anubis or stay far and jump. Community tip: "Get close and circle - beam can't track tight loops"
  • Against Ground AoE: Never stop moving - constant diagonal movement is key
  • Against Blue Arrays: Jump perpendicular to beam direction
  • Maintain medium range (close enough to hit, far enough to react)
  • Keep Aegis shield stacks high at all times
  • Don't get greedy - survival first, damage second
Positioning: The desert's open space allows full 360Β° kiting but offers no hiding spots. Master circular movement patterns around the boss.
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Pylon Phase (Invulnerability - Most Critical)

Goal: Destroy Pylons faster than Anubis can heal. Community reports 90% of failed runs end here.

  • SPRINT to nearest Pylon immediately when phase triggers
  • Use triple jump to clear any elevation differences quickly
  • Stand on Pylon to charge it (progress bar appears)
  • Anubis continues attacking - dodge while charging
  • Freeze projectiles spawn - Aegis blocks one hit
  • Destroy all Pylons quickly (slow destruction = near-full healing)
Critical Community Warning: "While those pylons are active, he not only takes reduced damage but also heals back a significant portion of health." Slow Pylon destruction effectively resets the entire fight.
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Final Phase (Late Fight)

Goal: Survive the ultimate laser barrage and finish Anubis.

  • Attack frequency increases dramatically during later phases
  • All attack patterns overlap simultaneously
  • Freeze projectile spam becomes extreme
  • May trigger additional Pylon phases
  • Go all-out on damage once Pylons are destroyed
  • Use any remaining healing/shields wisely
Final Push: This phase is shorter than Forest boss but more intense. Stick to your dodge patterns and maintain movement speed buffs.

πŸ’‘ Advanced Tips & Desert-Specific Strategies

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Open Terrain Mastery
  • Use the open space to your advantage - full 360Β° kiting available
  • Learn "figure-8" movement pattern to dodge multiple lasers
  • Don't rely on terrain blocking - minimal cover exists
  • Keep distance consistent - don't corner yourself
  • Occasional cacti provide limited cover but can't be relied upon
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Laser Dodging Tech
  • Sweeping Laser: Circle tight or jump far - no middle ground works
  • Blue Arrays: Time your jumps to clear all beams at once
  • Ground AoE: Diagonal movement works better than straight lines
  • Practice dodging in lower tiers before Tier 3 attempt
  • Community reports laser tracking speed can vary (possible bug)
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DPS Optimization
  • Projectile count is crucial - hit while dodging
  • Attack speed helps but movement speed is higher priority
  • Range weapons (Firestaff, Katana, Bone) easier than melee
  • Critical damage excellent if you can maintain DPS uptime
  • Starting weapon upgrades matter most due to weapon disable

Common Mistakes in Desert Tier 3:

  • ❌ Relying on terrain for cover (doesn't exist in Desert)
  • ❌ Spreading weapon upgrades across multiple weapons
  • ❌ Not practicing laser dodging in Tier 1/2 first
  • ❌ Ignoring Aegis shield (laser spam is brutal without it)
  • ❌ Slow Pylon destruction (healing resets all progress)
  • ❌ Using low mobility characters like tanks
  • ❌ Insufficient movement speed (<40%)

🌳 vs 🏜️ Desert vs Forest Tier 3 Comparison

βœ“ Desert Advantages

  • Much lower HP pool (8M vs 18M for Bark Vader)
  • Shorter fight duration on average
  • Open terrain allows full 360Β° kiting
  • No elevated Pylon platforms to navigate
  • Laser attacks more predictable than tree patterns
  • Less knockback mechanics during Pylons

βœ— Desert Challenges

  • Zero natural cover or terrain blocking (procedural generation issue)
  • Laser spam is relentless and covers entire screen
  • Freeze projectiles harder to dodge in open space
  • Movement speed MORE critical than Forest
  • Boss Curse combinations are nightmarish
  • Can't use terrain to break line of sight
  • Requires better mechanical skill overall

🎯 Which is Harder?

Community Consensus: Active debate about which Tier 3 boss is harder. Desert has significantly lower HP (8M vs 18M) but demands superior dodging skills. Forest has more than double the HP but terrain provides defensive advantages. Community quote: "This attack alone is why Tier 3 Anubis is waayyy harder than Tier 3 Bark [Vader]." Both rated as legendary difficulty requiring mastery of their respective mechanics.

πŸ† Final Thoughts

Judge Anubis represents the Desert's ultimate challenge. While it has significantly less HP than Bark Vader (8M vs 18M), the open terrain and laser spam make it equally difficult in different ways. The weapon disable mechanic and Pylon healing system remain brutal regardless of map. Only 8.8% of players globally have defeated this boss.

🎯 Desert Success Formula (Community Verified):

Best Character: Ninja (evasion + execution dominates this fight) or Fox (ranged safety)

Core Build: Starting Weapon (max level ONLY) + Aegis (mandatory) + Movement Speed (+40% minimum) + Triple Jump (non-negotiable)

Strategy: Master circular kiting, destroy Pylons immediately (90% of fails happen here), focus starting weapon exclusively

Mindset: Movement skill > raw damage. Practice laser dodge patterns in Tier 1/2 first before attempting Tier 3.

⚠️ Important Community Notes:

  • Developer acknowledges both Tier 3 bosses are overtuned with nerfs planned
  • Some players report laser tracking speed inconsistencies (possible bug)
  • Movement-based characters (Ninja, Calcium) have major advantages in open Desert terrain
  • Tank characters (Sir Oofie, Megachad) struggle significantly more
  • Character rankings here are fight-specific - Ninja ranks B-tier overall but S-tier for Anubis
  • Community consistently emphasizes Pylon phase as the "run killer"

Remember: Judge Anubis is a skill check, not a gear check. Perfect movement beats perfect items. Community wisdom: "Without Aegis, laser spam becomes nearly impossible to dodge consistently." Practice your dodging in lower tiers, master the circular kiting pattern, and don't give up after first attempts. With Ninja + Aegis + maxed starting weapon + proper movement speed, this boss becomes significantly more manageable.

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